Calcium Custodian

Small town dairy farmer T. Patrickson has bought a plot of land by an old graveyard. Little does Patrickson know, the people buried there long ago used to be very health-conscious. The old bones, imbued with supernatural life as Halloween draws closer, smell a certain calcium-rich substance in a storehouse nearby. In death as in life, they wish to maintain what’s left of their bodies, even if their source of vitamins belongs rightly to another.